dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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