Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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