it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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