It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
