Buhtt sex?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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