Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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