im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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