Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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