I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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