You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
