That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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