Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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