yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
