is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sext me about skeletons
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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