holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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