I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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