Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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