I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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