OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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