He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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