we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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