I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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