he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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