good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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