you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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