Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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