So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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