just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
