I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
love makes seman taste better
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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