He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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