his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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