I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
