Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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