Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
