I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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