boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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