Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Let's paint friendship bongs
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
