Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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