what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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