dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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