you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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