but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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