I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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