He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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