I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Say something about gay babies.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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