you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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