Midget sex pt 2 tonight
her vagine was all disorganized.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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