My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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