i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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