Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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