Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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