is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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